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You found me. I am so proud of you!
Tischbein is really hard to spell.


I am Mary Tischbein, a/k/a Long Island Mary, a/k/a Mare, and I'm a stand-up comedian.

Hi Mare.

Make yourself at home. Take off your shoes, grab a drink, just be.

Bounce around, click on stuff, raise your hand if you have any questions.

Oh, and thank you. I know you have choices when it comes to websites, and I'm glad you chose mine.

winky face smiling. 


People say to me:
Hey Mare! Where did your funny come from?
That's an easy one.
My incredible parents.
Dad was the funniest guy in the room,
and Mom was dropping drive-by comedy gems in the kitchen.
I learned from the best.
Everything good I do, I dedicate to them.


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