Things you hear at a Mary Tischbein performance...
"The hilarious Long Island Mary is opening for
me at McCurdy's in Sarasota tonight. See you there!"
"Long Island Mary has been a working comic for
a while and people love her. She has that likeability factor. You can't learn it. You either have it or you don't."
Les McCurdy, Performer and Owner, McCurdy's Comedy Theatre
"I always knew you were funny, but GodDAMN."
Allan Dempsey, Comedian
"I think you're funnier than Lindsay Lohan giving sobriety
Vince Hudson, a cool guy in
"You're gonna be a star!"
Red, a fan, at Soldier City Saloon
"Your sister is Long Island Mary? I've seen her!
Stranger talking to my
sister on a plane to Denver
"Mary! Not only are you a funny comic, you're
nice off stage and a great marketer.... you kicked ass on and off stage! nuff said!"
Rene Harte, Owner, Improv Comedy Clubs
"You could feel the magic in the room; the audience
knew they were part of comedy history with the performances of Long Island Mary and Robin Savage. It would be like seeing
Joan Rivers live in person back in the 60’s at the start of her career."
Hank Western, Comedian
"You kicked ass!"
"You were phenomenal!"
Traci Kanaan, Princess of Parodies, Comedian
"You were awesome!"
Nice Lady at the Celtic Ray
"What part of Long Island are you from?"
New Yorkers after every show
"Are you still doing that comedy thing?"
my inner child
"Brilliant, Mary...did New York proud..."
"You were hysterical!"
Nice Ladies at Intellectualization
Monday/Fort Myers Film Festival Prescreening
"Here she is, Folks...Long Island Sally!"
Nice, Old Comedian introducing me at the Manatee County
"Let her hear it...Montauk Marie!"
Jay Tomatoes, Comedian
"You forgot your baby shower bit."
My Mother, Comedian