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Mareware

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Remember, black is slimming.     
       
           
        
    
     
     
      
      
      
     
      
       


Tank Tops!

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"Mary Tischbein Comedy. Words have power. Mine make you laugh." 

The Brand New Tank Top!

Just $15!

Available in Black with White text.

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T-shirts!

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'Hey Hey Hey! In New York, that's a complete sentence.' 

The Original "Hey Hey Hey!' T-shirt!

Just $15!

Available in Black with White text.

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'A Catholic without guilt is like a redneck without NASCAR.'

Just $15!

Available in Black with White text.

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'Suck it, Reaper.' 

Keep your beverages cold, and thumb your nose at death at the same time.

Just $3 each or 2 for $5!

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Not a fan of the PayPay? No worries! Simply email your order to:  

info@marytischbein.com

In your email, please include the following:

  • The item you want, can cozy or t-shirt 'title'
  • size - S, M, L, XL
  • quantity
  • your 'ship to' address and daytime phone number.

Not in an email mood?

  • Send me a note by snail mail with all the details above.
  • Make your check out to Mary Tischbein.
  • Mail it to: Mary Tischbein, PO Box 10661, Bradenton, FL 34282. 

Payment due prior to shipping. 

Payment by cash, check or money order, or call me and I can process your credit card order over the phone.  

Merchandise shipped by first class mail. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.

Quantities are limited. Special Orders available.

Free shipping for all Marewear for a limited time! Get your order in today!

Thanks much!

Click on Mom and see our commercial.

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Calling all Marebians!

Take a picture of yourself, your kid, or even your pet in awesome Marewear and email it to me. I'll put 'em up on this page. It's my way of saying grassy ass! :)

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contact Mary Tischbein 941.228.2137 info@marytischbein.com
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